Weekend Musings #2: Street Urination





I try to process the way some people behave here in Nigeria and I really don't dig how God created us but it beats my imagination how very uncivilized some of our 9ja folks can be..smh..they can embarrass us for Africa!! shaa keep reading you will know why...

Someone made a joke how a white man was asking God why Nigerians have all the natural resources that will make them the richest in the whole world and why God didn't allow Nigerians to experience natural disasters but He replied to the  white man,"you just watch the people and see"...I hope you grab the gist?

Let me explain....when you travel outta 9ja you stick to rules and regulations of the country you go to and if you break those rules, you get punished plus with the existence of those rules, you become disciplined enough not to break them..buh straight outta 9ja, "you-shit-you-clean-your-bumbum and expect the other folks to inhale the ugly smell and pack ya stinky shit! (insult upon injury!). In other words,some of the rules don't apply (except you enter LASTMA trap and #NowThatBuhariIsPresident)..even some of our ogas-at-the-top do bad stuff and clean their butt fresh and dry (err...stop wincing cos it happens in your country too even much worse).

Each time I step out of the house,I'm bothered by so many things I see around. Things that I expect people to adhere to simple rules or better yet, apply common sense and self discipline to it but they ignore it with all impunity and don't get embarrassed not even by their conscience!. Simple things like using the pedestrian bridges to avoid accidents, street markets,dumping of refuse-that includes that candy paper you throw on the floor, agberos (thugs) harassing the drivers for money, illegal posting of bills to mention a few,and the most annoying and disgusting of all-street urinating!.

The men are guilty of this (street urinating) and it's becoming more rampant unlike before but I thank God for KAI-Kick Against Indiscipline they are coming for you guys. Although,some women (market women) too do this but men are mostly guilty of this shit mehn!!..tharis how somborri would be flashing his blokos every where you turn like MTN...wetin dem dey find for daylight?..huh! if you enter a commuter bus you will see it live even when you didn't expect it. They do it in every corner, in front of a bus or at the back (especially those agberos) and they expect those hardworking LAWMA women to cover that uric acid with sand..chaii!!  diaris God oo..! Just think about it...after peeing, you don't even wash your hands or use hand sanitizers, the next thing is to touch somborri (not me) or buy gala, apple or even touch ya GF!..that is so gross and people should apply self discipline and you will find yourself not doing any of those things..chikena!

Fmr. Gov Babatunde Fashola made mobile toilets but 9ja people will not use those, they go about pissing and shitting every where after they will say "Nothing is working in Nigeria" or trend #IsOnlyInNigeria tweets when they themselves contribute to making things spoil the more...why not take a chill pill and travel to one of the sanest West African country-Ghana/ South Africa and throw a piece of paper or shit on their roads or canals and know what will happen...na God go save your ass that day...God Bless Nigeria...

Guys taking a shit..

                   *publish this like a baddie* *knock a guy who pees on the street*

When KAI catches you..

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