Weekend Musings #1: How I got Chased By A Dwarf Man.

I will always remember how this shii..happened some years ago. I should  title this a #TBT tho...

I flashed back in a "molue bus" after seeing some dwarf women having a deep conversation with each other and it was very admirable how those two got along and connected with each other unlike us..(not like am saying they are not normal ooo, they are absolutely normal!).

 I was holidaying at Alagbado somewhere around Raypower at one of my aunt's house and I was 10years old.So, it was a sunny afternoon and I was introduced to a bunch of kids in a face-me-I-face-you compound. Quite strange how we bonded but I enjoyed their company regardless plus I was a fresher in that neighborhood and didn't have the slightest idea how things went down.

Normal holiday kids should go for holiday lessons or have siesta as always but there I was teaming up with some couple of kids and disturbing the peaceful afternoon. It was there I learned my first Yoruba word, baba kunkulu...those kids were shouting, laughing and jeering at the sight of the dwarf guy but I didn't know the meaning. It means short man..I joined the squad and we were just making a hell of a noise..

This dude heard from across the street where he was going on his own ooo...the guy couldn't keep his cool again, he took it quite personal and off he began running from across. Fresher in the game, I had no idea and kept jeering and punching my hands in the air until it was quite strange how I noticed I was the only one shouting. Only for me to realize that the dude was coming for who?...me! apparently.. my shiii just go'real!!!

My adrenaline took to its defense and off! I took to my freaking heels..under a neighbour's bed (was the only safe place my 6th sense led me to). The idiot kids set me up!! this man followed shit out of me but I was lucky enough he was stopped by some women who were neighbours, they must have known what went down at the balcony/veranda (prolly cos their kids must have told em). He demanded he would take me to live with him and even said something about marrying him for making jest at him...
 

Oh...f^*k no!!...did i hear that shit? my crying just began until I slept off under the bed..(nor be my fault nah..). By the time I woke up, I had the neighbours laughing hard at the whole incident and yeah..I had learned my first holiday lesson well enough never to forget.

F.Y.I,  Never annoy a dwarf or a stammerer plus dwarfs are really great people if you get to know'em.
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